Just because I like it - #1

NOTE: I'm lost - a lot. Yes, I get where I'm going, but even with GPS life can be, well, interesting. I have always claimed that confusion as "part of my charm." Now I know it is a collective charm and reality having discovered a Facebook support group with the scientifically prescriptive name Directional Disorientation aka Developmental Topographical Disorientation. This disorder refers to a lack of the ability to orient intuitively in the world. This group is about recognizing that this is a "real thing," supporting each other, sharing tips and tricks, regaining our self-respect, and educating others that we're not lazy or stupid because we can't find our way around. We will never have our own TV commercial for DD and as a member please know I am not making mock of it. I promise you it isn't funny, except when it is with a story from my group. It is shared here with permission although no one seems to know who the original author was.
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As a singer I sing at many funerals & I was recently asked by a funeral director to play & sing at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery out in the country. As I was not familiar with the area, I got lost. I finally arrived an hour late and saw that the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to sing. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I sang from my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. 

As I sang “Amazing Grace”, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my keyboard and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I’ve never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.” 

Apparently, I’m still lost….